So a guy is running along the beach when he notices a woman with no arms and no legs, crying. He stops and asks her,'What's wrong?'
To which she replied,'I see all these couples together every day, and I've never been hugged before.' So the man hugs her and walks away.The next day, he runs along the same beach and sees the same woman crying.' What's wrong this time?' Well, I've never been kissed before.' So he kisses her and runs off.The third day, he sees her on his run again, and she is crying.' What's wrong?
Well, this might be a bit much, but I've never been fucked before' she replied.' Well that's not a problem at all' he says.So he picks. Her up by the torso and throws her into the ocean.' Well you're fucked now!' Edit: my reddit account shows my old account. Current one is. Sorry if someone is offended by the 'N word', but in these jokes it's necessary:What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
The bucket.What are the two Iraqi girls on the seesaw doing? Pissing off the sniper.How does a nigger know his mother is on her period?
Roblox is a global platform that brings people together through play.
His brother's dick tastes funny.What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.What's black underneath and white on top? Society.What's white underneath and black on top? Rape.Whats long and hard on a nigger?First grade.What do black men do after sex?15 years to life.Why are most retailers refusing to sell Chris Brown's 'Greatest Hits' album? Rihanna is on the cover.
Immortal Night is a vampire based browser game. When you create your character, you can choose between Vampire or Lycan. Game has its own forum and chat room. Get yourself primary weapon, secondary weapon and some armor and go hunting to gain money and levels. Gain stats like strenght, speed, labour, accuracy, defense and IQ. You start with your own propery, a grave, later on you can find yourself in a fancy castle. Game has a lot of more functions so it takes time to discover all the functions it has.
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